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Myxomatosis Jokes

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What's the difference between myxomatosis and Hugh Hefner?

Myxomatosis doesn't need Viagra to fuck bunnies.

A groaner for you all...

A rabbit hops its way into a trendy cafe in Melbourne.

It says to the nonplussed waiter, "I've munched my way from Sydney to here and I'd like something different to eat."

"What would you like?" asks the waiter.

"A leaf of fresh lettuce between two pieces of toasted white bread,...

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