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Pups Jokes

A man is driving along a country road and sees a sign; "$5 for talking dog, take next left."

Thinking this is some sort of joke, the man decides to check it out. So the man takes the left onto a a farm, and a farmer comes out.

F: You here about the dog?

M: Yeah, does the dog really talk?

F: Sure does, come here and I'll show ya.

The man and the farmer walk to the...

What do pups eat in Italy?

Pawsta :D

A farmer has 895 sheep.

Realising that this is quite a lot of sheep for one farm, and Jess the sheepdog is getting a bit old, he decides he'll probably need a new dog- no, a whole team of dogs- to round so many sheep up.


So the next day, the farmer goes to the pet store. He looks around at the various herding do...

I love dalmatian puppies, but the only pups in my neighborhood are all white.

I spotted one this morning.

Noah lets all the animals off the ark and tells them, "Go forth, and multiply."

Noah lets all the animals off the ark and tells them, "Go forth, and multiply."

A year later, he goes around to all the animals to see how they're doing. The horses have foals, the wolves have pups, the lions have cubs...everything looks good. But then he gets to a couple of snakes, and they ...

I Guess So

I was walking along a road near my home and I found a suitcase.
Upon opening it up, I saw there was a momma fox and 4 pups!
I called animal control and told the woman who answered what I’d found.
She said: “oh my God! That’s terrible! Are they moving?”
I said: “Well, I didn’t check...

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There once was a police dog...

The K-9 unit had decided to get some new dogs to sniff out drugs and the like. One of them happened to have an exceptional talent for this, and while training this dog, several notorious local drug dealers had already been caught. Eventually, the dog was assigned to a cop, and the cop named the dog ...

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A detachment of US Marines are conducting jungle warfare training in the Congo, and one night around the campfire, the Congolese troops they're training with tell the Marines the tale of a cave in the middle of the jungle, filled with golden treasure but guarded by a fearsome monster.

According to the local soldiers, the cave is filled with the treasures of an ancient African king, but a sorcerer used his arcane powers to create an unholy creature to guard it. She was formed from a mix of human, gorilla, chimpanzee, and baboon, and stands seven feet tall, enormously strong. She h...

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A man is driving through a small town and sees a sign in front of an old house...

"Talking Dog for Sale!"

He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Darn right i do!" the Lab replies.

After the guy...

A man walks into a bar...

... and he has the biggest smile in the world. As he sits down at the bar, the bartender can't help but be curious.

"Hey, what's that big smile all about?" the bartender asks.

"Oh," the man says "my dog's in the hospital, I just lost my job, and my mother-in-law just passed away."
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