An English teacher was explaining the differences of poetry and prose to her class.
“Mary had a little lamb, whose fleece was white as snow, and everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go.”
“This is an example of poetry, but if I wanted to change it to prose I would say, ‘the l...
What’s the difference between Karen in a marathon and an intellectual dwarf?
One is a cunning runt.
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The creation of a pussy
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
Created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher, with smart wit,
Using a knife,he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor, tall and t...
The difference between a freshman girls cross country team and a litter of baby foxes?
One is a bunch of cunning little runts...
What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a womens track team?
The pygmies are a tribe of cunning runts
What's the difference between a mischievous child and a woman on her period?
One of them is a cunning runt.
A young couple couldn't get pregnant.
A young couple couldn't get pregnant. They tried everything so the wife could conceive including going to the fertility doctor, but nothing worked. Finally, at church one Sunday they asked their priest for advice. The priest told them to go to the Vatican and light a candle. Several years later, the...
(NSFW) What's the difference between a clever dwarf and a blue waffle?
Well one's a cunning runt...
Three tough biker dudes...
...walk into a bar. They notice a skinny, bespectacled little guy sitting in the corner by himself, and decide to have some fun.
They order three beers, and one of the bikers says, "Charge these to that little runt over there in the corner." Then he calls over to the little guy, "Hey, Poind...