Poetic Jokes - 11 Hilarious Poetic Jokes

"Hey, aren't you a poetic metric characterized by a short syllable followed by a long, stressed syllable?"

"iamb"

Poetic Justice

Judge:

I find you guilty.
You are sentenced to ten years,
Take him away boys.

Prosecutor mutters, "Poetic Justice"

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My poetic look on the election

Roses are Red.
Violets are Blue.
Damn it, America!
What the did you do?!

I created a Reddit competitor. It's failure was poetic, given its name:

Blue-it

I always feel kind of poetic looking for my car in parking garages.

Is it 2B or... not 2B?

What's a dinosaur's favourite poetic meter?

Ptero-Dactyls

Who is the most poetic videogame character?

Sonnet the Hedgehog

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I was talking to my girl the other day, and I told her I came up with a poetic analogy for our relationship.

“You’re like my phone case,” I told her.

“Aww, what does that mean?”

“I paid $20 just to you up.”

Here's a pun joke

he dig

she dig

they dig

i dig

we dig

you dig

now it's not very poetic but it is quite deep

Did you hear that even with Covid, Trump just signed a new executive order?

He wants a complete overhaul of the poetic justice system.

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A woman went to a synagogue in Poland after the Holocaust to record the history that was nearly lost forever, where she found an unusual tradition she had never seen before.

At the synagogue, when they carried the Torah\*, they would bring it around to everyone who wanted to touch the Torah, which was normal. But when they brought the Torah down the center aisle, the carrier would get down on their knees and knee-walk all the way!

The woman had never heard of thi...

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