His first lines weren't bad, but the problem he had,
Was that he always tried to put too many syllables into the last line.
I'm compiling a book of poems by felons.
I'm going to call it "Prose and Cons".
A Drunk's Poem
Starkle, starkle, little twink,
Who the hell you are I think.
I'm not under what they call
The alcofluence of incohol.
I'm not drunk as thinkle peep,
I'm just a little slort of sheep.
Tee martoonis make a guy
Fool so feelish, don't know why. ...
American version of Poems
All Around The Mulberry Bush The Monkey Chased The weasel the monkey stopped to load his glock ***POP!*** Goes the weasel.....
Address to a Tumble Dryer — a poem
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
A dyslexic friend of mine thought it might help his condition if he joined a poetry club.
He hasn't come out with any poems yet, but he's made some pretty nice jugs and vases and stuff.
There was once a poem contest...
Contestants were supposed to use the word **Timbuktu** in their poem. All contestants gave their best poems but then came along the priest and his poem was
*All along through my life*
*i had no children and had no wife*
*I read the Bible through and through*
*...
My analogies are like the world’s best crafted poems
Terrible
My husband has been very romantic lately..
.. but I don't understand why he always signs his poems with "regenerate answer".
I just finished reading a book by a group of amateur poets...
The poems aren’t bad, but you can tell they’re not prose.
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