Poems Jokes

There Once Was A Poet Named Bates,

His poems weren't always first rate,

His first lines weren't bad, but the problem he had,

Was that he always tried to put too many syllables into the last line.

I'm going to call it "Prose and Cons".

Starkle, starkle, little twink,

Who the hell you are I think.

I'm not under what they call

The alcofluence of incohol.

I'm not drunk as thinkle peep,

I'm just a little slort of sheep.

Tee martoonis make a guy

Fool so feelish, don't know why. ... read more

All Around The Mulberry Bush
The Monkey Chased The weasel
the monkey stopped to load his glock
***POP!*** Goes the weasel.....

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?

He hasn't come out with any poems yet, but he's made some pretty nice jugs and vases and stuff.

Contestants were supposed to use the word **Timbuktu** in their poem. All contestants gave their best poems but then came along the priest and his poem was

*All along through my life*


*i had no children and had no wife*


*I read the Bible through and through*


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Terrible

.. but I don't understand why he always signs his poems with "regenerate answer".

The poems aren’t bad, but you can tell they’re not prose.