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Pronouncing Jokes

If pronouncing b’s as v’s makes me sound Russian

Then Soviet

Pronouncing Irish names is one of my pet

Piamhs

They tried to stop me from pronouncing business "busyness"

But i will not be silent anymore

Jehovah is showing Ra around Heaven one day...

... when a man runs up to them, crosses himself, then spreads his arms and closes his eyes.

"Excuse me," Jehovah says to Ra, "this will only take a second." He waves his hands, there's a flash of light, and a purring kitten goes scampering away from where the man had been.

"Other than ...

Pronouncing Natchitoches

A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch. At the counter, the husband asked the blonde waitress, "Before we order, could you please settle an a...

What do marriage officiants say when pronouncing a marriage?

By ^(vested in me)

My Vietnamese friend is very particular about people pronouncing words in his language correctly, so I called him a “Pho-cist”.

He was pretty offended, and I haven’t seen him since I don’t know, Nguyen.

I have trouble pronouncing certain types of flatbreads.

It's been a naan issue for me.

Why do you only need to say ‘q’ when pronouncing ‘queue’

Because they’re waiting for their turn

The key to pronouncing a word in French

...is to try to say it the way it's written, and then surrender halfway through.

Her: I'm sorry sir, your dad was pronounced dead.

Me: I can't believe I've been pronouncing it wrong all this time!

The word 'homeowner' has the word 'meow' in it

Good luck pronouncing it correctly ever again..

^(^-you're ^welcome)

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The joke I always think of when asked “what’s your favourite joke?”

Didja hear about the Cutlery Gang downtown? They’ve started pronouncing the silent ‘k’ in words. Those kniving bastards!

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