Should, shouldn't and misspeaking: Two blokes having a drink..
Bob: "I had a freudian slip the other day." Norm: Wtf is a freudian slip? Bob: It's when you mean to say one thing, but your subconcious turns it into something else. For example, I was at a party the other night and a lovely busty young lady was carrying around a bowl of chips offering th...
So this family, which consisted of: A mother, a father, a grandma, a grandpa, and a 7 year old boy.
They were telling their son goodnight. "Goodnight mommy, goodnight daddy, goodnight grandma, goodbye grandpa."
The family thought that this was just a case of misspeaking.
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A pastor is headed to Pittsburgh
A pastor is headed to Pittsburgh for a convention with his associate preacher and they decide to take the train.
At the station, the pastor tells his associate to have a seat while he purchases their tickets.
After standing in line at the ticket counter for an extended period of time...