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Abbreviate Jokes

Are there several ways to abbreviate Maine?

Or is it just me

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Me: I have a fear of abbreviated US state names

Therapist: OH, OK

WNBA announces plan to play abbreviated 22-game season in Florida beginning in late July without fans in attendance.

Come on. Do I even have to type the punchline for this one?

Some people think it’s soooo fine, that a Sweden - Denmark soccermatch gets abbreviated as SWEDEN

But the abbrevition for Finland - Estonia is FINEST!

After much deliberation, the Cambridge University Netball Team....

...decided not to abbreviate their name

Instructions

According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U. S. Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has been changed. The bands used to bear the address of the Washington Biological Survey, abbreviated, "Wash. Biol. Surv. " until the agency received th...

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Beautiful butt tattoo

For a couples anniversary, this guys wife wants to get the words "beautiful butt" tattoo'd across her ass, since he's always saying how beautiful her butt is.

She goes to get the tattoo, but the artist says that the words are too long and she doesn't have enough room. She decided to abbr...

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