Are there several ways to abbreviate Maine?

Or is it just me

WNBA announces plan to play abbreviated 22-game season in Florida beginning in late July without fans in attendance.

Come on. Do I even have to type the punchline for this one?

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Me: I have a fear of abbreviated US state names

Therapist: OH, OK

Some people think itโ€™s soooo fine, that a Sweden - Denmark soccermatch gets abbreviated as SWEDEN

But the abbrevition for Finland - Estonia is FINEST!

Sads

Fun fact: there is a thing called Sudden Arrhythmia Death Syndrome, which can be abbreviated as SADS, it is where you suddenly die for no obvious reason, but I think its obviously because they got the SADS.



Ha ha?

Saved her contact as "Heaven on earth".

Realized it was too long so I abbreviated it.

After much deliberation, the Cambridge University Netball Team....

...decided not to abbreviate their name

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Beautiful butt tattoo

For a couples anniversary, this guys wife wants to get the words "beautiful butt" tattoo'd across her ass, since he's always saying how beautiful her butt is.

She goes to get the tattoo, but the artist says that the words are too long and she doesn't have enough room. She decided to abbr...

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