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Potties Jokes

I hate when people smoke in the porta potties at my job

It makes it hard to enjoy my sandwich

To me, girls are like porta-potties.

The hotter they are, the less likely I am to get inside of them.

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I had a job building porta-potties

I had a job building Porta - potties

But people would shit all over my work

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I got the worst blue balls ever today.

Man, I hate back splash from porta-potties

What type of toilets do pirates prefer?

Port-a-potties.

I'll sea myself out.

True story: I'm at a music festival with my wife and she is looking good.

I convince her to go to the port-a-potties. I ask here how high do you think the floor is off the ground. She says "I don't know, 3 inches?". I seductively ask her if she would like to accompany me in to the port-a-pottie and Join the 3 inch club. She looks at me sarcastically and says......"Oh, I'...

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