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What is grey and unimportant?

An irrelephant

Two very old men of unimportant european nationality meet

While talking, one asks: "You watching the football game?" (Soccer for our American friends)

The other says: "Who's playing?"

"Austria-Hungary", says the first.

"Against whom?"

What do you call a really unimportant elephant?

Irrelephant

If you ever feel unimportant...

Just remember Windows 9

Prob been done before Dad joke, but "What's large, grey and unimportant"?

An irrelephant.

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A man buys a second hand car

A man buys a second hand car. It's an old, run down Datsun.
The man buys the car, but as he's driving home it breaks down. When he lifts the hood, he notices that there's a cog missing.

He calls a mechanic, but he tells the man that Datsun had run out of business years ago, and that he wo...

A young adult named Bob enters a confessional

Bob: “Forgive me father, for I have sined.”

Priest: “It’s pronounced ‘sinned’, but that’s unimportant, what have you done?”

Bob: “I divided the opposite side by the Hypotenuse on a right triangle”

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The following add in the Atlanta Journal is reported to have received numerous calls

“Single female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.

I am a very good-looking girl who loves to play.

I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.

Candlelight dinners will have ...

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Why is sex and oxygen similar?

They’re both unimportant, unless you’re not getting any.

For the past couple of years, I have been saying that the only holidays worth celebrating are the equinoxes and the solstices.

I find all of the others to be astronomically unimportant.

Today I made this one without knowing it at first...

I always keep forgetting unimportant things and my friend asked me: "Does someone in your family have alzheimer?"

Me: "Not that I would know..."

My friends starts laughing, I realize why and join in.

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