What is grey and unimportant?

An irrelephant

What do you call a really unimportant elephant?

Irrelephant

Prob been done before Dad joke, but "What's large, grey and unimportant"?

An irrelephant.

If you ever feel unimportant...

Just remember Windows 9

Below is an ad that appeared in The Atalanta Journal.

Single black female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who loves to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips; cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of ...

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Why is sex and oxygen similar?

They’re both unimportant, unless you’re not getting any.

A guy has an enormous love for boxing. It is his favorite thing in the world!

He finds out that in a few months there will be a fight that will determine the Heavyweight Champion of the World! With every passing day he dreams about that day and he is extremely anxious to finally watch the match.

He talks about this match almost every day at work with his colleagues. Ev...

For the past couple of years, I have been saying that the only holidays worth celebrating are the equinoxes and the solstices.

I find all of the others to be astronomically unimportant.

Today I made this one without knowing it at first...

I always keep forgetting unimportant things and my friend asked me: "Does someone in your family have alzheimer?"

Me: "Not that I would know..."

My friends starts laughing, I realize why and join in.

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