Plugged Jokes - 9 Hilarious Plugged Jokes

I plugged in a nightlight to deal with the monster under the bed.

Tonight it's reading Pet Sematary.

I plugged my phone into a power bank and now it has an arrest record...

it was charged with battery

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Me every time I plugged the toilet...

Piece. Of. Shit.

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When are men the smartest, before, during, or after sex?

During, because we're plugged into a know-it-all.

A day in the life of an IT guy...

Customer: Hi, my computer isn't working.

IT guy: OK, what happens when you try to turn it on?

Customer: Nothing.

IT guy: Can you check to see if it's plugged into the outlet?

Customer: Uhhhh I dunno it's pretty dark back there...

IT guy: ...Can you turn on a light?...

As soon as I plugged in my laptop, all my files became unreadable.

I guess power corrupts.

There once was a boy named George Gunderson who did not do very well in school. His classmates ridiculed him every day, as did his teacher, Mrs. Jones. George couldn't stand it, and always came home crying to his parents.

One day, Mr. and Mrs. Gunderson decided to come to the school early to give Mrs. Jones a piece of her mind. The second the door opened to let the kids outside, Mr. and Mrs. Gunderson peeked inside to hear Mrs. Jones screaming at George. "George Gunderson, you are the dumbest kid in the world!"
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Brainstorm

Why do men get their best ideas during sex?

Because they're plugged into genius.

I had a job interview...

...the interviewer slid his laptop across the table and said "sell this to me."

I closed the screen, unplugged it, and left.

I ignored his calls for about three hours. When I did answer, he said "Where is my laptop?!"

"You wanna buy it?"

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