In an attempt to make up for poor sales, the Willy Wonka company is branching out and making a line if chastity belts
They're calling them "Everlasting Knob Stoppers".
What substance is just as effective against crime stoppers as it is against criminals?
What do you call it when someone gets their whole face tattooed?
An everlasting job stopper.
An Arab is lost in the desert, dying of thirst
As his eyesight begins to fade and he collapses into the ground, his fingers come across a stoppered flask in the sand. Hoping for water, he pops it open, only to see a swirl of smoke issued forth, coalescing into a giant figure.
"My deliverer!" booms the figure. "I am a long imprisoned Djinn...
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
A man is lost in the back roads of Vermont when he collides with a local at the intersection...
He and the local got out to examine their bent fenders. "Well, don't look like much," observed the local. "Why don't we just take a little pull to steady our nerves." He grabbed the jug from his battered pickup, removed the stopper and handed it to the tourist. After taking a good slug, the to...
Trump visiting a psychiatric hospital.
While visiting Trump asks how to determine if one has a psychiatric problem.
There is a test, says the doctor. They fill a bathtub with water and gives the patient a spoon, a cup and a bucket and asks the patient to empty the tub.
Trump then asks: "Wouldn't the normally sane persons no...
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I saw a dwarf in a bus stop...
Being the nice guy that i am, i stopper and offered him a ride. The lil cunt had the audacity to tell me to fuck off. So i closed my backpack and carried my way.