Then they lifted it back out, turned it round, and lowered it back in again.
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The sound engineer didn't know what a phone connector is.
He didn't know jack shit.
For Father's Day I got my dad a bunch of connectors for copper pipe.
I thought it was a fitting gift.
In an alternate reality, bears speak and coexist with humans.
A prominent electrician (who happened to be a bear) employed several humans for various positions within his company. Some were in customer service, handling the phones. Others were on-site technicians who drove around town from job to job. One human, Mike, was hired to do two different jobs inside ...
How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. British light fittings use bayonet connectors.
OK, it's not that funny, but at least it's accurately observed.
Speeding in the south
Years ago I was pulled over for speeding on the Atlanta connector. As he walked up to my window, I suppose the trooper didn't much like my Michigan license plates. "Son" he said, "no one goes tearing that fast through Atlanta"
I blinked. "Well.... Sherman did."
Horrible thing happened on the way home
Last night I was driving home and remembered that my remote for the TV had an issue. The batteries were bad and leaked acid on the springs so I always use salt water to clean the connectors and I needed new batteries - so I make a pit stop at 7-11 get the container of salt and a few double A batteri...