Then they lifted it back out, turned it round, and lowered it back in again.
In an alternate reality, bears speak and coexist with humans.
A prominent electrician (who happened to be a bear) employed several humans for various positions within his company. Some were in customer service, handling the phones. Others were on-site technicians who drove around town from job to job. One human, Mike, was hired to do two different jobs inside ...
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The sound engineer didn't know what a phone connector is.
He didn't know jack shit.
How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. British light fittings use bayonet connectors.
OK, it's not that funny, but at least it's accurately observed.
Speeding in the south
Years ago I was pulled over for speeding on the Atlanta connector. As he walked up to my window, I suppose the trooper didn't much like my Michigan license plates. "Son" he said, "no one goes tearing that fast through Atlanta"
I blinked. "Well.... Sherman did."
Horrible thing happened on the way home
Last night I was driving home and remembered that my remote for the TV had an issue. The batteries were bad and leaked acid on the springs so I always use salt water to clean the connectors and I needed new batteries - so I make a pit stop at 7-11 get the container of salt and a few double A batteri...