An Irishman, an Italian and a Polack are on death row, awaiting electrocution. The warden takes the first man, and asks him if he has any last words. He says, 'I'm innocent. Perhaps years from now, evidence will show I"m telling the truth'. The warden says, 'Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what t...
How do the inhabitants of a convent decide who cleans up after dinner?
They sign a nun-dish-closure agreement.
Starbucks announced the closure of 200 stores in Canada.
Guess i'll have to cross the road now.
Two nuns leave the abbey on their bicycles to spend the day in town. A road closure forces them to take a different route home....
"I've never come this way before," the first nun says.
The other says, "It's the cobblestones."
There are 2 types of people in this world
Those that need closure and
I really wish I could find out what happened with my friend that couldn't pay his mortgage.
You know, just for closure.
The Dartford Tunnel has been closed today as The Highways Agency found over 200 dead crows on the tunnel approach last night.
There was concerns that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was...
So this farmer named Juan wants to run for city council.
He notices his small town is going downhill and wants to make a difference. He asks his wife what his slogan should be and she says: "Well you don't beat me, the kids, or your cow, so use that."
So Juan runs for city council using the slogan: "I don't beat my wife, I don't beat my kids, I don...
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My Grocery Store Experience
5-7min read. Based on a true story.
I was at the grocery store yesterday picking up some ingredients to make breakfast for the week. I already had a few essentials picked out like Milk, Eggs, & Bacon. Yes, Bacon is an essential. I moved to the cereal aisle but got stuck decidin...
So...I’m (male) at Gap shopping for clothes back in senior year of high school...(long)
...looking for some clothes for college. I’m in the midst of picking out a new pair of pants, when out of the corner of my eye, I notice a middle-aged woman staring at me from the other side of the store. I ignore it briefly, and continue looking for my clothing purchases.
10 minutes later, ...
I love Alt + F4
It offers me closure
Why did the newly widowed woman stop paying her mortgage?