UPJOKE
excursionjourneyexpeditionjauntjunketoutingsashayjourneyingairingtripsrideenjoymomentwelcomebrings

Pleasure Trip Jokes

Just got back from a pleasure trip.

I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

What do you call an aquatic pleasure trip to Jerusalem?

A cruiseade.

A vulture arrives at the airport check-in. He's carrying a dead rabbit under one wing.

"Return ticket to Death Valley please."
"Pleasure trip?"
"Yup, sort of a u-pick kind of thing."
"LOL, very good! Ok, here you go. Are you checking the rabbit?"
"No, this is carrion."

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A man discovers some weird fuchsia spots on his penis

after returning from a pleasure trip to Xinjiang. So he sees his doctor, who has no clue what it is and sends the guy to his medical school mentor. The old mentor pages through some of his dusty books and finally identifies the disorder as a rare, China-specific venereal disease, the only cure for w...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.