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Playgrounds Jokes

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Playgrounds in the UK have been fitted with advanced paedophile detection systems to help protect children

The company behind the technology has called it NonceSenseâ„¢

What do you call someone who designs playgrounds?

A Park-itect

The vote for better slides in school playgrounds is on the ballot this year.

Unfortunately, I live in a swing state.

Suppose Nintendo were to create like a 100ft slide for playgrounds and stuff...

It oughta be called the Nintendo Wheeee!

Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

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