There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery.
One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear that word one more time, I'll quit!"
Everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say they had "fallen." This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the priest died at ...
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(TW! INCOMING DAD JOKE) I’m so glad we have sidewalks…
They keep people off the streets
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I really owe a lot to sidewalks.
They've been keeping me off the streets for years.
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can we give a shout out to sidewalks?
Cuz' they really helped to keep me off the streets
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People really need to appreciate sidewalks more
Who else kept you off the streets growing up?
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I just want to give a quick shout-out to sidewalks.
Thanks for keeping me off the streets.
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An artist goes on stage to receive an award
I wanna thank my legs, for supporting me.
My arms, for always being by my side.
My fingers, because I can always count on them.
And finally sidewalks, for keeping me off the street.
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