There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish confessing to adultery.
One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"
Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery w...
A passerby noticed a couple of city workers working along the city sidewalks.....
He was quite impressed with their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing.
Finally, he approached the workers and asked, "I'm really impressed and appreciate how hard you're both working, but what the heck are you doing? It seems that one of you keeps digging holes, and then...
I really owe a lot to sidewalks.
They've been keeping me off the streets for years.
People really need to appreciate sidewalks more
Who else kept you off the streets growing up?
I just want to give a quick shout-out to sidewalks.
Thanks for keeping me off the streets.
A woman goes to a Porsche Dealership
A Woman goes to a Porsche Dealship to get a car
\-I need a car, said the woman
\-Of Course! what do you have in mind?
\-Looking for a convertible
\-Then you might be interested in the 911 GTS Cabrio
The price was very expensive but she still bought it