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Sidewalks Jokes

There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery.

One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear that word one more time, I'll quit!"


Everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say they had "fallen." This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the priest died at ...

(TW! INCOMING DAD JOKE) I’m so glad we have sidewalks…

They keep people off the streets

I really owe a lot to sidewalks.

They've been keeping me off the streets for years.

can we give a shout out to sidewalks?

Cuz' they really helped to keep me off the streets

People really need to appreciate sidewalks more

Who else kept you off the streets growing up?

I just want to give a quick shout-out to sidewalks.

Thanks for keeping me off the streets.

An artist goes on stage to receive an award

I wanna thank my legs, for supporting me.

My arms, for always being by my side.

My fingers, because I can always count on them.

And finally sidewalks, for keeping me off the street.

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