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Two babies are sitting in their playpen cooing away...

Baby 1: Well, looks like I'm getting circumcised tomorrow.

Baby 2: Ouch, I had it done when I was just a few days old.

Baby 1: Well then, does it hurt mate?

Baby 2: I'll put it to you this way pal, after I had it done I couldn't walk for about a year.
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A salesman telephoned a household

and a four-year-old answered.


Salesman: May I speak to your mother?


Child: She's not here.


Salesman: Well, is anyone else there?


Child: My sister


Salesman: O.K., fine. May I speak to her?


Child: I guess so.


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