Did you hear about the ants that made a Teeter Totter out of a toothpick and half a crumb?
Well it didn't work, so they had to use a FULLCRUMB
What's the difference between a teeter totter on a ranch and a donkey's grandpa?
One's a yee haw seesaw and the other is a hee haw peepaw.
Dolly Parton just announced she's buying Big Lots, Piggly Wiggly, and Harris Teeter.
She's combining them to open a superstore called Big Wiggly Teeters.
A bunch of boys decide to go cow tipping...
They go up to the fence and they are all standing there. They all point out the closest cow and have one of the boys go tip it over. The cow falls over and they all laugh. They find another cow and another kid goes over, tips it, and they laugh.
One of the boys sees a fence a little ways awa...
A man is severely depressed.
His wife left him, took the kids and due to all the stress and pressure in his personal life, his work performance took a dive and he was fired. Without a job, he lost his home, his possessions and whatever was left of his dignity and hope. He decided to end his miserable life.
Dolly Parton's made a major move into the grocery business...
She bought the chains Piggly Wiggly, Giant and Harris Teeter, and is going to rename them "Giant Wiggly Teeters".
A joke my mommy told me :)
Once there was a woman sitting in the doctor's office, complaining of incessant gas. She says to the doctor.
"I've been having silent farts all day. I had one in the harris teeter, one in church and...um, one right now."
The doctor replied, "I think you need to get your hearing check...
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Johnny and Jane were walking near a building site (long).
Jane asked "Do you wanna see a neat way to make some money?"
Johnny replied "O... o... okay. H... h... how d... d... do you do it?"
(he has an unfortunate stutter)
"Follow me", said Jane.
She led him up to the top of the five story building that's under construction. <...