Play Music Jokes - 11 Hilarious Play Music Jokes

What Do You Call a Young Pirate Who Loves to Play Music?

A Cee Minor!

Why did Karl Marx’s toilet play music?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern

what is a 4 person rock group that doesn't play music

mount rushmore

Why did Iron Man play music at my party?

Because he was RDJ

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What do you call incels lying about their ability to play musical instruments to impress sexy e-girls?

A simp-phony

Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they don't have any organs!

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If Platelets could play music, what instrument would they use?

A Throm-bone!

*I’m sorry, I was in the OR and the Surgical tech said this shitty joke and it’s been stuck in my head all morning. so I just needed to share to find ANYONE who thought it was funny to validate me laughing at it while everyone else in the room stood in silence. *

I can't play music in piano;

I guess you could say it's not my forte.

Doctor, doctor I'm really fat and when I play music I crash through the wooden support.

It's just a stage you're going through

As the Titanic sank, the musicians remained on deck and continued to play music as the ship went down.

The captain had said "aBandOn Ship", so they really had no choice.

I play music for the National Alzheimer's Awareness club

"Somebody I used to know" probably wasn't the best song to pick

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