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At Concert Jokes

Why do women throw underwear at guitarists at concerts?

Just in case their G-string breaks.

Why do the riot police show up at concerts early?

To beat the crowd.

Mr Horse has always wanted to play the guitar...

So he starts going for lessons and after a few months he is quite good so he calls on his friend Mr Pig who plays the piano because he would like to start a band. They write some songs and play at some venues but all the fans say that they need a vocalist to take their band to the next level. So the...

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