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Haiti Jokes

A politician visited a village in Haiti after a devastating hurricane.

Upon arrival, he asked what their needs were.

“We have 2 basic needs sir,” replied the villager.

“Firstly, we have a hospital, but there's no doctor.”

On hearing this, the politician whipped out his phone, and after speaking for a while he reassured the village leader that the...

What do you call a country that hates the 5th letter of the alphabet?

Haiti

why is Haiti spelt without an e?

Simply because, they hate e

Have you heard about how much meat pastries cost in Antigua, Barbados, Colombia, Dominican Republic, Haiti, Honduras, Jamaica, Aruba, Trinidad and Tobago, The Bahamas, Turks and Caicos Islands?

You should have done, they are the pie rates of the Caribbean

What is the opposite of lovey?

Haiti

What was shaken and is now stirred?

Haiti.

In Jamaica pies cost $4.76, in the Cuba pies cost $3.89, and in Haiti pies cost $3.23.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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Join Islam and you’ll get seventy virgins in the afterlife

Join Oxfam and you’ll get Haiti.

Reportedly the President said...

If I can employ an employee, why can't I hate a Haiti?

Captain

Met an old sailor once in a bar. Sat and talked for a while and asked him if he heard of Jack Sparrow. Suddenly he started telling me about how in Jamaica, beef pies cost $1.50. Goat pies cost around $2 and apple pies are about $2.50.

In Trinidad the prices are roughly the same. Cheese and o...

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A Briton, an Australian, and a Haitian are all in a pub...

The Briton says: "My day sucked major arse. Me job was taken by a bloody Polish immigrant. Now I can't even afford to drink my tea and beer!"

The Australian says: "Nah mate, my day was a lot worse. Some Indonesian bloke stole me money! Now I can't afford to surf and go walkabout!"

The ...

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Food and Country

Yesterday I was so Hungary, I decided to Czech if there was any food.
I was Russian to the fridge, but found only a Turkey full of Greece.
Iran to the store to get some salt, pepper, Chile and Korea-nder, because I was in the mood for some Sweden sour.
I found Iraq of pork chops but there w...

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