A man saw a gorgeous flight attendant sitting alone reading the paper in an international airport.
He couldn’t quite pin down the exact airline, but he wanted to show off as a man of the world. He tried by saying Air France’s old motto. ‘Making the sky the best place on earth!’ The stewardess gave him the side eye but otherwise ignored him. Undeterred, he tried Singapore Airlines’. ‘A great way t...
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Donald Trump is exiting the White House and heading into his limo...
...when someone pulls out a gun and aims it at him.
A newbie secret service agent, spotting it first yells:"MICKEY MOUSE!".
The would be assassin stops in confusion, giving the other agents time to pin down and arrest him.
When the press reports were over, the newbies supervisor...
I used to be a forklift operator
…but there were way too many ups and downs for me.
So I got a job for a while resurfacing ice rinks, although I never really warmed to it.
I got some work fixing clocks that were running slowly, but I found the hours were just too long.
And when I tried my hand at being a baker...
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