Two Irish men are nailing down floorboards

The first man grabs a nail but it is upside down so he tosses it away. He grabs the next nail but it also upside down so he throws that away too. He continues this process until he finds one the right side down.

The second man comes over and say "What the hell are you doing?" The first man re...

Jerusalem has a lot of petty crime. Thieves will steal anything not nailed down.

...which is why they even had to nail down Jesus.

We’ve been trying to organize a Fear of Commitment workshop.

But we just can’t seem to nail down a date.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail down the other hand.

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