Husband goes to a police station, says ‘My wife is missing!’
Husband goes to a police station... “My wife is missing! She went out yesterday and has not come home...”
Sergeant at Police Station: “What is her height?”
Husband: “Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall
Husband: “Don't know. N...
Now, that's a tearable idea
I accidentally ripped up my homework assignment about the history of perforated paper.
It was tearable.
I bought perforated paper once
It was a total rip off
I just bought a notebook with perforated pages...
Did you hear about that incident last week with the perforated paper?
It was just tearable.
Perforated Paper Products Inc just went out of business.
They should have seen it coming. They had a tearable product.
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ADVICE FROM RON - A RETIRED HUSBAND
It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of housekeeping as when they were younger. When you notice this, try not to yell at them. Some are oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitiv...
Two brothers each start their own paper making companies. One day one brother notices that the other is very upset, so he asks what's wrong. To which the sad brother replies " I perforated all the paper to the point where it can't be used". Next the other brother replied " That's tearable ".