Perforate Jokes - 10 Hilarious Perforate Jokes

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One of my employees said he couldn't come to work today because of a perforated colon.

I think he is full of .

Perforated underwear

Now, that's a tearable idea

Never buy perforated paper

It's a tearable ripoff

I bought perforated paper once

It was a total rip off

Did you hear about the perforated comedian?

He was tear-able!

Did you hear about that incident last week with the perforated paper?

It was just tearable.

I accidentally ripped up my homework assignment about the history of perforated paper.

It was tearable.

Perforated Paper Products Inc just went out of business.

They should have seen it coming. They had a tearable product.

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Husband goes to a police station, says ‘My wife is missing!’

Husband goes to a police station...
“My wife is missing! She went out yesterday and has not come home...”

Sergeant at Police Station:
“What is her height?”

Husband:
“Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall

Sergeant:
“Weight?”

Husband:
“Don't know. N...

Paper

Two brothers each start their own paper making companies. One day one brother notices that the other is very upset, so he asks what's wrong. To which the sad brother replies " I perforated all the paper to the point where it can't be used". Next the other brother replied " That's tearable ".

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