While out for a walk with my puppy on the community trail along the river this morning, I -a dad- came across an elderly gentleman who seemed inclined to give me an impromptu lecture on the etiquette of keeping dogs on leashes, as well as a short soliloquy on municipal governance bylaws and the vari...
A stranger walks into a neighborhood bar (long)
A stranger walks into a neighborhood bar and hears a very strange conversation.
"Hey, Joey! Your wife is so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits **around the house**!"
"Oh yeah, Bobby? 37!"
Bobby cringes as the crowd yells "oooooh" and laughs.
Joey then stands up...