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Why do narwhals fight with their tusks over females?

Because they're horny.

An elephant lost 25% of his tusks

tsk tsk

An elephant was born with 5 tusks

Now that's what I call multitusking!

An elephant hunter was impaled by the tusk of the elephant he was trying to kill

Oh the Ivory.

Two Eskimos have killed a walrus

and they are on their way to their settlement. They are pulling the walrus by the tail, but it's really hard to pull since its tusks keep digging into the snow and the tail continuously slips out of their grip.

Halfway home, they come across a geologist. The geologist sees their struggle and ...

Mbeki and his elephant

Mbeki was a boy who live in a small village on the edge of the great Serengeti plain of Africa. Mbeki would spend days watching the animals on the plain, learning and studying their behaviors.

Twice a year during the great animal migration from their summer to their winter feeding grounds and...

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A five year-old kid goes on a trip to the zoo with his Mom

They're passing the elephant house and the female elephants are in season. The bull is aroused. He's walking around trumpeting, displaying his tusks and generally being aggressive. He also has a full-on erection.

The kid spots the weird grey thing swinging around between the bull's rear legs ...

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A legend of the Native Americans

While many people know of Sequoya, the Native American genius who developed the Cherokee alphabet, fewer have heard of another visionary – yet he made a discovery no less groundbreaking, owing nothing to the white man’s knowledge.

It fell out like this: In the early 1800s, a certain chief, ...

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What does Elon Musk call his penis?

The Musk tusk

A man walks through the African wild lands and sees an elephant in distress.

He goes close to it but slowly, knowing that they can become enraged very quickly. Upon closing in on it, the elephant stops trumpeting and looks at the man. There was a minute of intense staring between the two, the man noticed an obvious mark on one of its tusks like a tiny dark grey diamond. Slow...

What do you call the walrus special forces group?

The tusk force.

A lion was walking through a jungle

...and asked a monkey, 'Who's king of the jungle.' 'You are, sir!' said the monkey. The lion asked zebra, 'Who's king of the jungle.' 'You are, sir!' said the zebra. When lion asked an elephant the elephant picked up the lion with his tusks and tossed him aside. 'Just because you don't know the answ...

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My dad told me never to listen to rumours.

Consequently my copy of Tusk is completely shagged out.

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In 1859, there was this German Chemist living in London, England.

One day he received a new batch of experimental powder from Columbia. Curious to find out what the substance was, he opened the package and it erupted in a puff of powder. After inhaling half the cloud the Chemist felt vibrant, energised and happy.

“I hast not seen ziss beefore”, thought t...

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Mammoth walks down the street.

All of a sudden a dozen of elephants get out of the corner, see Mammoth, come by and beat the shit out of him.

After they left Mammoth stands up, spits broken tusks and says: "Fucking skinheads!"

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A guy and his family are on safari...

And they're traveling across Africa. they see the Giraffes, in all their majestic awkwardness, and they see the lions, with their intimidating beauty. The family then comes upon a herd of Elephants, and the child notices that one of the baby elephants is standing with his paw in the air, like he's i...

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