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Photographers Jokes

Photographers are so violent.

They'll frame you, shoot you, blow you up and then hang you.

Why were photographers so depressed before digital cameras were invented?

They spent too long processing the negatives.

She was only a photographers daughter

But she was extremely well developed

Why are photographers less skilled than they used to be?

They're not developing.

What kind of equipment did the the pirate's photographers use?

Cannons

What type of image formats do lion photographers use?

RAWR

Two photographers are walking down a street.

One of them trips and fall onto the ground.
The second one immediately falls down next to him and says: “Excellent angle! What are we shooting?”

Why photographers make the best girlfriends?

They like when you shoot raw.

What do snipers and photographers have in common?

They get paid to take headshots.

Why are photographers always so depressed?

Because they don’t do anything all day but focus on the negatives.

You might have read about nature photographers disguising their cameras as herd animals to photograph lions...

Don't believe it.

Fake Gnus

Two weeks ago I got a job in a photographers dark room.

After an initial negative review, today my boss told me my talent is developing.

Why are photographers good problem solvers?

They have a knack at looking at things from a different perspective.

A photographer from a well known international magazine was assigned to cover the fires at Yellowstone National Park.

When the photographer arrived, he realize that the smoke was so thick, it would seriously impede or make it impossible for him to photograph anything at ground level.

He requested permission to hire a plane and take photos from the air.

Arriving at the airport, he saw a plane warming ...

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Why do porn photographers never get nervous?

They always picture everyone in the room naked.
Sorry if this is a repost, I've never heard it here before:)

Why do some photographers have such short attention spans?

Becuse they have a 80D

The photographers of previous generations had it tough.

No matter how hard they tried, they always developed a negative image.

Here's one for the photographers of reddit

Why was the photo of a wheat field rejected from Alamy? A=It had too much grain

Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

An unemployed guy sees an ad in the paper that says "Photographer wanted for Miami-based luxury bikini line". Thinking it to be a joke, the guy calls the number in the ad.

"Hello," he says. "Is that photographer ad a joke?"

"No," says the voice on the other line. "One of our photographers died suddenly last week, and we're looking for a new one."

"Cool! I've been looking for a new job for a while, and this seems like it could be a very fine job for me."<...

The Dangerous Pilot

A professional photographer is assigned to cover some of the wildfires that have been rampaging across a national park. His editor tells him to try to get some closeups of the fire fighters that are battling the wildfires.

When he gets to the forest, the photographer discovers thick smoke wh...

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