If I had a dollar for every time I heard someone say “freelance” in an independent coffee shop...
I have no idea how much money I would have, but it would definitely be more than a freelancer.
A band of adventurers accept a quest, to slay the Ork King.
Before heading out to fight the Ork King, they head to town to hire a mercenary. The first one is a swordsman, who asks for 1000 gold to join them. The second is an archer, who wants 2000 gold for her services. The last one is a Spearman, who is willing to do it just for the experienc...
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A small business.
"Hey Jim! Long time no see, how are you?"
*"I'm great John, thanks. I started a small business."*
"Really? In this financial climate? Pretty risky. What kind?"
*"A brothel actually"*
"Cool! What services do you offer?"
*"The usual. Blowjobs, handjobs, and anal."*...