What’s the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche Cayenne?
A porcupine has its pricks on the outside.
Lada breaks down on the autobahn...
... Driver gets out only to see someone pull up in a Porsche Cayenne. Cayenne driver asks him does he need a tow. Lada driver replies with a "Yes. I will turn my right blinker on to tell you that you are going too fast." After a few hundred meters, a person in a Lamborghini Urus speeds by.
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A man on the plane sneezes, and then wipes his dick with a tissue
The situation happens couple times more, when one of the passengers eventually reports the man to a flight attendant.
The flight attendant approaches the man and says: - Sir, people are complaining about your behavior. You need to stop this. - Oh, I'm really sorry, but I have th...