The erectile dysfunction society held a championship fund-raiser the other week...
...But no one made it past the semi-finals
As Governor of California, Arnold Schwarzenegger had to attend many high society functions. One such function was a fund raiser which featured a symphony orchestra playing a medley of pieces by famous composers.
Arnie, as is well known, has only one preference when it comes to classical composers, but sat patiently during the performance.
There were selections by Bach, Beethoven, Mozart, Tchaikovsky and more.
The Governor began to get quite perturbed when, after over an hour and half, his favo...
The Boy Scouts were out collecting bottles as a fund raiser. One ambitious but nervous young man knocked on a door and a sour-faced woman came to the door:
She: "What do you want, Sonny?"
He: "D-d-do you have any beer bottles for the Boy Scouts, M-m-m-ma'am?"
She: "Well! Do I look like the kind of lady who would drink beer?"
He: "S-s-sorry, Ma'am ... W-w-what about vinegar bottles?"
TIL Donald Trump personally built the barn for his daughters horses, and apparently he did a better job than most professional barn raisers do.
Guess you could say that makes him a stable Genius.
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There once was a set of identical twin brothers. One
lived a godly life. He was a good husband and
father, reputable businessman, and did lots of
community service. The other one was a hell-raiser.
He drank, cheated on his wife, stole and lied. They
both died a...