Typical vampire bar. Vamp walking in screaming. -Bartender! A+ full glass! Bartender do the order. Another vamp walking in. -Bartender B- big jar! Bartender does it and gave to vamp. Third vamp walking in. Calmly going to bar sat down. -Bartender a bowl of hot water please....
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The reason sex with a vampire doesn't usually result in pregnancy isn't because the sperm is dead.
It's because the vampire can't come inside without an invitation.
They say dracula has turned over a new leaf
He's been re-vamped
What do you call a vampire getting a makeover?