Vamp Jokes - 4 Hilarious Vamp Jokes

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At a vampire bar.

Typical vampire bar.
Vamp walking in screaming.
-Bartender! A+ full glass!
Bartender do the order.
Another vamp walking in.
-Bartender B- big jar!
Bartender does it and gave to vamp.
Third vamp walking in. Calmly going to bar sat down.
-Bartender a bowl of hot water please....

I tried to come up with a good joke about vampires but couldn’t.

They all suck.

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They say dracula has turned over a new leaf

He's been re-vamped

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What do you call a vampire getting a makeover?

Re-vamping.

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