This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

The reason sex with a vampire doesn't usually result in pregnancy isn't because the sperm is dead.

It's because the vampire can't come inside without an invitation.

They say dracula has turned over a new leaf

He's been re-vamped

What do you call a vampire getting a makeover?

Re-vamping.

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