How can you tell if a Redditor isn't a native English speaker?
They'll inform you after three paragraphs of professional English.
Why are Hispanic dwarves called Paragraphs?
They're too short to be called Essays.
Just developed an app that let's me condense really long paragraphs into a couple of lines.
I've always struggled with being able to express myself in fewer words and hence had to find something that would help me So I booted up my pc and got to coding until I finally did it! I successfully created an app that reads through all my typed and creates the most optimal sentence to summarise ev...
Really short Mexicans should be called paragraphs
Because they're not long enough to be an essay...
Three friends die and go to heaven...
When they get to the gate saint peter says, "Hi, welcome to heaven. You're going to have a great time. We only have one rule in heaven, and that is to never, ever, no matter what, step on a duck."
"Ducks?"
"Yes, if you do, you will receive a terrible punishment. You may enter." So...
My computer mouse isn't working properly
It could type paragraphs, but now it's just randomly slamming its tiny paws on the keyboard.
How do you identify a joke made by a redditor?
Proceeds to write three paragraphs.
Have you heard about the judge who left his job to become a public speaking instructor?
He progressed from reading sentences to entire paragraphs.
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