Pans Jokes - 18 Hilarious Pans Jokes

Where is Peter Pans favourite place to eat out?

Wendy’s

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I was in the kitchen banging pots and pans.

My mom walked in and said “When you came out as pansexual this isn’t what I thought you meant…”

[Possibly OC] How excited was Wendy to go to Neverland?

She was so excited that she nearly Peter Pans.

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What's Peter pans favourite fast food restaurant?

Wendy's

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My bacon kept curling in the frying pan

so I took away their little brooms and rocks.

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It's 80 years since non stick pans were invented (Teflon 1938)

Where is the non stick toilet bowl?

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What happened when Tinker Bell couldn't find a bathroom? [Original]

She Peter Pans

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There's a man named Johnson who owns a nail company, Johnson Nails.

Business had been slow lately, so Johnson figures he might want to try putting out a youtube video to drum up some business.

He goes to an advertising agency and meets a man named Jim who assures him he can make the perfect ad for Johnson's company. He tells Johnson to come back the nex...

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We should start calling unvaccinated kids Peter Pans...

They never get old.

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I find frying pans really hot.

I guess you could say I'm pansexual.

No one ever talks about Peter Pans brother.

Peter Pots

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Would you remarry?

Out of the blue, a woman asked her husband, "if I die, will you remarry?"

"You're not gonna die."

"But what if I do? Everybody dies eventually. Answer the question."

"Well, in theory, I suppose I could get married again, yes."

The woman gasps in disbelief. "Well! Who woul...

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Two dust pans were dry humping..

I was like dude, get a broom already!

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What do bad writers use to pick up hot pans?

Plot Holders.

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Thinking about starting a cooking website for chefs of all cuisines and ethnic tastes to show their skills.

Going to call it OnlyPans.

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Given that Wendy has a crush on Peter Pan, I guess you can say....

She's Pansexual.

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A woman went into a pet shop

to buy her husband a pet. After looking around she realized that all the pets there were very expensive. She went to the counter and questioned the clerk.

"I wanted to buy my husband a pet, but all of yours are so expensive," she said.

"Well,"said the clerk, 'I have a huge bullfrog i...

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A restaurant has a challenge: "We will give $500 to any customer whose order we can not fill"

One day, a man sees this sign and decides to take them up on it. So when gets seated, he tells the waitress that he wants an elephant testicle on rye bread.

She dutifully takes his order back to the kitchen. A few seconds later he could hear all hell breaking loose in the kitchen: there's peo...

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