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Bonobo Jokes

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Out of all of the millions of animal species on Earth, only humans and bonobos enjoy sex as a recreational activity

Don’t ask me how I know.

Humans did NOT evolve from bonobos, okay?

That's an overchimplification.

What do you call a homeless monkey in the woodwind part of an orchestra?

The oboe bonobo hobo.

TIL: humans and bonobos are the only creatures that look into their partner's eyes during intercourse.

I never do though.. Except for that one time when I was going at it, and suddenly she entered the room.

Apparently there's a voluntary organization trying to gain legal rights for apes.

I guess you could say their work is Pro-Bonobo.

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