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Why do people from Alabama make the best paleontologists?

They're amazing at relative dating.

Why were the paleontologists kissing?

They were carbon dating

Paleontologists are having a party to celebrate unearthing the largest ever dinosaur Tibia.

It's going to be quite the shindig.

Paleontologists are celebrating the finding of the largest dinosaur tibia in recorded history

It's a real shin-dig!

I'm making an app like Tinder, but exclusively for paleontologists

I'm calling it "Carbon Dating"

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Paleontologists have found a fossil so complete, they were actually able to deduce that the species may have practiced anal sex.

They're calling it Myassisaur.

Paleontologists have determined that there once was a genetic mutation millions of years ago that resulted in the creation of a five-legged dinosaur.

As far as we know, this is the first evidence ever seen of a reptile dysfunction.

Youโ€™re so old...

When they bury you, paleontologists will be racing to dig you back up.

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