Dioxide Jokes

By obeying the laws of fizz-ics.

Carbon Dioutside.

She said NO2 both

The first says, "I'll have CO!" The second one says, "I'll have CO, too!"

Sounds like a great idea, until all the Martians start dying from carbon monoxide poisoning.

Before he died, he scribbled me a note. They were his last words. I decided not to open it till I was ready. A year later, I opened it and this is what is said, "You are stepping on my oxygen line".

Edit: Holy macaroni with a side of O2, thank you so much for 190 votes!!!

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"Can I buy some silicon dioxide?"

"Sorry sir, we don't sell that."

"But you have loads in the window."

Chlorinated rubber, water, isopropanol, titanium dioxide, castoreum

Kerbin Dioxide

....The first man said “Can I have some H2O please.” The second man said “I’ll have some H2O2 please.”

The second man died.

Edit: It’s a chemistry joke.

Edit 2: H2O2 is hydrogen dioxide and kills you even though your body produces it for no reason and then produces an enzyme t... read more