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Elon Musk: Tesla cars now have full self driving capabilities.

PornHub: "Tinder date comes in me in a Tesla on autopilot"

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Hot coffee eliminates 66.6% of a man's sexual capabilities

It burns your fingers and your tongue.

I can't wait for an AI to reach 10% of the capabilities of the average human.

Then we can replace all of Congress with a single AI.

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My Au Pair from Finland has been finding school very difficult of late.

So much anticipation and excitement around my school as it's the first Dux Scholar we've ever had.

Anticipation runs high as we'd all like to see his academic capabilities in our 'not-so-great' school.



Every subject imaginable; Physics, Geography, English, Chemistry etc, we are...

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New HR policy

Dear Employee:

As a result of the reduced budget, we are forced to cut down on our number of personnel.


Under this plan, older employees will be asked to take early retirement, thus permitting the retention of younger people who represent our future. Therefore, a program to phase...

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde entered into a high-stakes TV culinary contest of the ages...

After the three women finished their cooking procedures, they individually lined up behind the curtain of the main stage and each rolled out a cart with their respective dish. To elaborate, three judges would be grading these women on their cooking capabilities.

When the time came for the pre...

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A sales man once went to Japan for business

A sales man once wemt to japan for business. He decided to visit a bordello because he got word of the japanese special capabilities in the love making area. So he went into a room with a lady and they got into the stuff, and in the heat of the moment the lady kept shouting
Machigatta ana,
M...

Trust is everything

Some engineering teachers were invited to a long-distance flight by their university, all things payed.

When all the passengers were seated and ready to take off, the announcement came that the plane they were in was proudly built by their students.

Uproar. Madness.

Teachers scr...

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Students on a Plane

A Group of Engineering students were given free airline tickets for a holiday outside the country. Once on the plane, the captain announced that they were on the plane from the parts the students had built. Everyone freaked out and left, except for the teacher who sat in front smiling with confidenc...

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Quality, Not Quantity

Quality, Not Quantity

The commanding officer at the Russian military academy (the equivalent of a 4-star general in the U.S.) gave a lecture on Potential Problems and Military Strategy. At the end of the lecture, he asked if there were any questions.

An officer stood up and asked, "Wil...

Two boxers go head to head for the biggest match of the season!

In one corner we have Timmy “The Lemon” Dorah!

And in the other corner we have Tommy “The Lime” Jokata!

Both men are known for their vastly different capabilities, Timmy having an extremely weak body, but insanely strong arms, and Tommy being known for his insanely strong body and extr...

An alien mothership is scouting planet Earth.

Alien Scout: “Sir, the Humans appear to possess massive military capabilities, nuclear weapons included.”

Alien Commander: “This is problematic, are they really such an intelligent species?”

Alien Scout: “Apparently not Sir, they appear to have them pointed at themselves.”

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A guy was going abroad for his job

He didn't want his lady love to feel sexually left out when he wasn't present and make love with other men.

So he gifted her the magic dildo.

The magic dildo had remarkable capabilities. All you had to do was say "Magic dildo" followed by where you wanted it to insert itself and it wo...

So there’s this snake named Nate...

Nate lived in a hole on the side of a road. Across the road say an innocent-looking lever. However, this lever held a sinister secret; if it was ever pushed, the entire universe would cease to exist. Obviously, Nate was terrified of the lever and its catastrophic capabilities; he actively avoided go...

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