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One Short Jokes

Dave Grohl’s kid: Dad, these cakes you made for the school fundraiser are great, but we’re one short.

Dave Grohl: I’VE GOT ANOTHER CONFECTION TO MAKE!

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all it takes is one short space...

And the therapist has become the rapist.

What do you call a donkey with one short leg?

A wonkey.

An octopus slinks into a dark room with a gun in each arm.

He hears a soft chuckle coming from the corner. “You’re one short, my friend,” says the cat as he steps into view.

Death match

Octopus : [ with a gun in each hand]
Cat : you are one short buddy.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization

As the storm raged,the captain realized his ship was sinking fast.

So he shouted out, "Anyone here know how to pray?"

Just one guy stepped forward and said, "Aye, captain,I know how to pray."

"Good,"said the captain, "You pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets - we're...

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My dad used to tell me this one

Two cowboys are walking through the woods. One short and one tall. The short one says the tall one, "look! It's deer shit, don't step in it"

The tall one says, "well how do you know it's deer shit?"

"Well, It looks like deer shit"

The tall one says "well how does it smell?"
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World's Unluckiest Man

This man was so unlucky he was born with only a single ball. Where ever he goes doom is with him. He decided to live in another country and books a plane ticket for USA. Mid flight a turbulence started to occur and the Captain starts to announce that the plane is about the crash and there are only 9...

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