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One Short Jokes

Dave Grohl’s kid: Dad, these cakes you made for the school fundraiser are great, but we’re one short.

Dave Grohl: I’VE GOT ANOTHER CONFECTION TO MAKE!

What do you call a donkey with one short leg?

A wonkey.

An octopus slinks into a dark room with a gun in each arm.

He hears a soft chuckle coming from the corner. “You’re one short, my friend,” says the cat as he steps into view.

Death match

Octopus : [ with a gun in each hand]
Cat : you are one short buddy.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization

As the storm raged,the captain realized his ship was sinking fast.

So he shouted out, "Anyone here know how to pray?"

Just one guy stepped forward and said, "Aye, captain,I know how to pray."

"Good,"said the captain, "You pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets - we're...

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My dad used to tell me this one

Two cowboys are walking through the woods. One short and one tall. The short one says the tall one, "look! It's deer , don't step in it"

The tall one says, "well how do you know it's deer ?"

"Well, It looks like deer "

The tall one says "well how does it smell?"
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