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Shortness Jokes

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Shortness

Q. What do Disney World & Viagra have in common?
A. They both make you wait an hour for a two-minute ride.

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Did any of you guys hear about the old lady who went to the doctor complaining of shortness of breath?

The doctor asked her, "well, do you smoke after sex"? To which the lady responded, "I don't know, I don't usually look down there after sex".

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A man and his wife goes to the doctor because she is experiencing shortness of breath and she comes out of the exam room saying, "Well, the doc thinks I have a nice cooter!"

"What in the actual fuck?!!" says the husband.

"That's what the doctor said. My problem is that I have a nice cooter."

The husband is pissed and goes in to talk to the doctor.

"What's this about my wife having a nice cooter? I need a damn good explanation."

"That's not w...

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