A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this:
Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversa...
A frog walks into a bank and approaches the teller
He sees from her nametag that the woman working at the counter is named 'Patricia Wack'.
"Hello Patricia." the frog says politely. "I'm here today because I'd like to borrow $200,000"
Patricia does a double-take, and looks at the frog incredulously.
A guy was in a bakery and accidentally pushed open the door to the back room.
To his surprise, he saw one of the bakers lying down naked on a counter, kneading bread dough on his chest. The guy turned and said to another baker, "That's the oddest thing I have ever seen." The baker replied, "You should see him make the doughnuts!"
Three homeless guys at a shelter..
Due to a shortage of beds to lay in at a homeless shelter, three men were set to be laying together in a California King sized mattress. That night, the three go to bed.
They wake up the next morning to the alarm clock going off, waking the three up.
The man on the left says "Hmm, I ha...