UPJOKE
businessactivityvocationjobprofessionemploymentworktradecareeroccupancylinemoving inline of workmilitary controlmilitary

(For people in health related occupations) Knock, Knock.

Whoโ€™s there?

HIPAA

HIPAA who?

I canโ€™t tell you.

This joke may contain profanity. ๐Ÿค”

How is sex work different from other occupations?

You get fired unless you suck at your job

This joke may contain profanity. ๐Ÿค”

Two guys in a bar discuss their occupations

Guy 1 - What's your job?

Guy 2 - I work in construction. How about yours?

Guy 1 - I'm a chicken farmer.

Guy 2 - Oh I see. What kind of tasks does that involve?

Guy 1 - Well, just yesterday, I filmed two gorgeous women having sex and put it on my porn business website.<...

This joke may contain profanity. ๐Ÿค”

If sir names like Smith and Thacher came from occupations

Who's job was Dickinson?

This joke may contain profanity. ๐Ÿค”

TIL - Last names came from our ancestors occupations

I feel really sorry for the Dickenson's.........

"Top 10 Most Dangerous Occupations in the US 2017" revealed

High school student in poll position

The celibate butcher is pretty successful in his occupations.

Nothing beats his meat!

A 90 year old woman just got married for the 4th time....

It was big news in a small town and a local reporter wanted to interview the lady for a story. The reporter asked the lady what professions her previous husbands had while they were married and before they passed on. "Well..." said the lady " My first husband was a banker, the second was a circus pe...

Darth Vader decides that being a Sith lord isn't lucrative enough....

Too much money funneled into replacement deathstars, storm trooper wages and empire taxes.

He decides that in order to retire comfortably he needs to find a steady well paid job.

He goes out and tries his hand at baking, banking, and various other occupations. Finally he settles on c...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.