A colonial man is walking through town on a very clear and sunny day. Just as he approached the town center he starts falling until he is suddenly stunned by ice cold water. When asked by the town reporter what had happed the man said simply that he couldn’t see that well
What did the colonial powers say to the Horn of Africa?
'I'm coming for Djibouti'
Why was Portugal the best colonial power?
Spain had thousands of colonists, Britain had millions, but Portugal had BRAZILIANS.
The Bengal Tiger is capable of jumping higher than an average two story colonial house.
This is because of their powerful hind legs and the fact that the average 2 story colonial home can't jump very high.
A tale of colonial Pennsylvania
When William Penn first started settling the area, he of course moved his extended family with him. Two of his aunts found great success in selling many different kinds of pies. And very quickly the sisters realized they could make a lot more money if the raised their prices. Well long story short, ...
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So one of the programmers for Aliens:Colonial Marines passes away...
And he's at the pearly gates. St. Peter's walks up to him and says, "Hey, so God's been implementing this new thing where he's giving people a choice between heaven and hell. You can take a peek at both but have to make a choice and will be there for all eternity."
So, the program takes a pee...
What does colonialism and Pitbull have in common?
They both destroyed Africa.