What happens when Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer gets on the mic?
He sleighs.
Clarence the brown-nosed reindeer.
He was right behind Rudolf, he could fly just as fast as him, but could never stop as quick as Rudolf.
Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer has a little known brother.
Randolf the brown nosed reindeer,
he can run as fast as Rudolf, he just can't stop as quick.
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining," he said to his wife.
"No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied. "No, I'm sure it was just rain, he said." Well, as these things go, they were ...
Why was Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer getting a divorce?
Because every time his wife went out, she'd end up blowing 50 bucks
Why didn’t Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer graduate?
He went down in history.
Rudolph the Red-nosed reindeer died today over Barcelona. He was struck by a flock of seagulls and a 747.
Eyewitnesses say the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.
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