"suicide for dummies", just because I fucking love redundancy
A blonde woman goes to buy a lottery ticket.
She has been buying tickets twice a day from the same store for the past 5 years. One day the cashier was a bit concerned and handed over to her a "Gambling Help" brochure.
The lady kindly handed it back, "Boy, I know I haven't won much and that it's all based on luck. I...
Vacation in Britain gone wrong
An american man was vacationing around Britain, visiting all the larger cities.
One night he found himself in a bar in Cardiff, having a few drinks and planning out how to spend the next couple of days of his vacation. But he had forgotten his guidebook. So he looked around to see if anyone ...