What is the difference between Russia and reality?
Trump had connections with Russia.
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I heard wired connections are faster...
So I poured some coffee on my router and now it's even slower...Do I need another java update?
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I once dated a girl just for her internet connection
She was wifi material.
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Fighting COVID-19 by contact tracing and quarantining those with connections to infected people means that...
Poor Kevin Bacon never gets to leave his home.
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Mueller: Please tell me why you have so many suspicious Russian connections.
Trump: I have a perfectly treasonable explanation!
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Three people die and appear before Buddha
Stunned by the divine presence before them, they lower their heads.
-Raise your heads. You were humble in life and your deeds were praiseworthy. You have earned the right to a reincarnation of your choice. You have much to accomplish yet though.
One of the people takes a step forward a...
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God must be an engineer.
Three engineering students are discussing what sort of God must have designed the human body. The first says, 'God must be a mechanical engineer. Look at all the joints." The second says,"I think God must be an electrical engineer. The nervous system has thousands of electrical connections....
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My grandma and I were face timing with a bad connection
So she says, "hold on, let me open the door to let some WiFi's in."
True stories can be jokes too..
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