Fighting COVID-19 by contact tracing and quarantining those with connections to infected people means that...
Poor Kevin Bacon never gets to leave his home.
3 engineering students
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing who must have designed the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints." Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections." The ...
I heard wired connections are faster...
So I poured some coffee on my router and now it's even slower...Do I need another java update?
What is the difference between Russia and reality?
Trump had connections with Russia.
Three men die and appear before Buddha...
Stunned by the divine presence before them, they lower their heads.
\-Raise your heads. You were humble in life and your deeds were praiseworthy. You have earned the right to a reincarnation of your choice. You have much to accomplish yet though.
One of the people takes a step forwa...
A team of British archaeologists dug to a depth of 15 feet and found an intricate network of copper wires.
From this, the team concluded that the Britain was advanced enough to have telephone connections in their cities 150 years ago.
In response to this, American archaeologists started their own expedition. They dug up to a depth of 20 feet and found an even more expansive network of copper wires...
My grandma and I were face timing with a bad connection
So she says, "hold on, let me open the door to let some WiFi's in."
True stories can be jokes too..
Mueller: Please tell me why you have so many suspicious Russian connections.
Trump: I have a perfectly treasonable explanation!