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What do you call someone who is always naysaying?

A horse.

To all the naysayers...

...you don't no me like that.

What do you call forty German naysayers from San Francisco?

The San Francisco Forty Neiners

Don't let the naysayers get you down, even the inventor of toilet paper had his critics...

"this is tearable" they said at first.

They're saying I will never make it as a horse whisperer

But hey, there are always naysayers.

What do you call a horse who talks about you behind your back?

A naysayer.

Ever since I was a child I’ve wanted to be a doctor, but my horse keeps telling me I can’t.

He’s such a naysayer.

Did you hear they had to shut down horse committee?

They had too many naysayers.

Horses are the most negative animals out there

They are always such naysayers

Why don't horses get elected to congress?

Because they are naysayers.

Helping With the Homework

Me: Do you want help with your homework? Son: No you make it worse Me: I do not! Son: ok what's a \*reads\* naysayer Me: Easy. That is a horse

which is the most negative animal in the barnyard?

the horse, because its a naysayer.

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