I don't know why they bother with all that science history stuff in class like "Nature abhors a vacuum".
Anyone who's ever had pets knew that already.
My Roomba accidentally went out the front door, and the neighbourhood animals immediately started attacking it.
Nature abhors a vacuum.
Why did the woodland creatures burn down the Hoover factory?
Because nature abhors a vacuum..
Why is the forest floor covered in leaf litter?
Because nature abhors a vacuum
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The tale of my chinese friend and his struggles
Earlier this year, a chinese family moved into my small town. The family had two twins who were both seniors in my class, Ving and Ling. Ving and his sister Ling were quiet to start off with, but eventually I made good friends with Ving. After talking to him for a few weeks he revealed to me that he...
My kids just got a puppy that is scared of every appliance in the house, but one in particular. I suggested they name it “Nature.”
Because nature abhors a vacuum.
Ghandi was a what?
So we all know how Ghandi was a wonderful person and a pioneer in the non violent protest movement. But there are some facets of his life that add up to a very rare diagnosis.
First of all, he walked everywhere barefoot which made his feet very tough.
Secondly his diet was comple...
What do nature and dogs have in common?
They both abhor a vacuum
I left my front door open and my Roomba got out, and now I can't find it. What are the consequences of this? It has no natural predators...
Nature abhors a vacuum
Mother nature decides to buy a condo in Miami Beach.
Mother nature decided she would like to be a snowbird and bought a condo in Miami Beach. All of the mythological creatures were invited to her housewarming party.
Father time gave her a beautiful grandfather clock. Jack Frost presented her with a state of art air conditioning system. Th...