Jokes in Jail

A man arrives at a prison to begin serving his sentence. As he enters the cellblock he hears "246!" followed by loud laughter. Weird but it's jail, whatever.

The next day he's grabbing lunch and hears "75!". Again whoops and people cracking up. The prisoner sits down next to an old-timer and ...

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A young woman's car broke down in the deep South.

She realized that there was no way to get back to the city that night, so she walked over to the nearest farm house and asked the man there if she could stay over for the night.

The farmer scratched his head and said, "Well, I sure don't see no problem with this, just don't bother my two sons...

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