Annoying a vegan...

...is like shooting fish in a barrel. Which annoys them even more

As a programmer you know what really annoys me about plumbers?

They promised me async but they didn't callback.

It annoys me when Engineering students call themselves Engineers...

You don't hear medical students calling themselves doctors, or art students calling themselves unemployed.

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Whenever I'm constipated, I go hang out with my neighbor

Because, I swear, that guy annoys the shit out of me.

One thing that annoys me is that I tend to repeat myself

I just keep saying things I’ve already said.

My dyslexia is a little unique. I often end up reading words backwards, without realising, and it annoys the hell out of people. I sit by my bed and pray every single night for it to go away, "maybe he'll fix it", I thought...

After all, God is a man's best friend.

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It really annoys me when Americans act like they cracked the secret of Nazi codes when they took the Enigma machine off U-751.

Whoops, wrong sub.

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It really annoys me when people say that Hitler did nothing wrong.

I mean, he lost the war

A man constantly annoys his wife by.....

...referring to her as "Mother of 5" in social situations. Whenever he introduces her or when they are leaving a party, as in "ok, "Mother of 5" time to go home"...one day she has had enough and when he called this out at the end of the church picnic she yelled back "Ok let me get my purse and we'll...

Friction annoys me.

It's such a drag.

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It really annoys me when people put swear words at the end of their joke just to make it funny.

Cunts.

It annoys me when people don’t proliferate on reddit.

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