It annoys me when Engineering students call themselves Engineers...

You don't hear medical students calling themselves doctors, or art students calling themselves unemployed.

As a programmer you know what really annoys me about plumbers?

They promised me async but they didn't callback.

Annoying a vegan...

...is like shooting fish in a barrel. Which annoys them even more

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

Any noise annoys an oyster, but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more.

My dyslexia is a little unique. I often end up reading words backwards, without realising, and it annoys the hell out of people. I sit by my bed and pray every single night for it to go away, "maybe he'll fix it", I thought...

After all, God is a man's best friend.

Friction annoys me.

It's such a drag.

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It really annoys me when Americans act like they cracked the secret of Nazi codes when they took the Enigma machine off U-751.

Whoops, wrong sub.

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It really annoys me when people say that Hitler did nothing wrong.

I mean, he lost the war

A man constantly annoys his wife by.....

...referring to her as "Mother of 5" in social situations. Whenever he introduces her or when they are leaving a party, as in "ok, "Mother of 5" time to go home"...one day she has had enough and when he called this out at the end of the church picnic she yelled back "Ok let me get my purse and we'll...

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