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Annoys Jokes

It annoys me that Engineering students call themselves engineers..

You don’t hear medical students calling themselves doctors, or art students calling themselves unemployed.

So it is possible to just slap a comedian that annoys you.

You don't need to destroy their whole country.

Friction annoys me.

It's such a drag.

A man constantly annoys his wife by.....

...referring to her as "Mother of 5" in social situations. Whenever he introduces her or when they are leaving a party, as in "ok, "Mother of 5" time to go home"...one day she has had enough and when he called this out at the end of the church picnic she yelled back "Ok let me get my purse and we'll...

An annoying thing on reddit

It annoys me when people don’t proliferate on reddit.

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When Americans annoys Russians .

There was a group of Americans camping in the wild forest , suddenly there was a black bear walking towards them so they ran away recklessly .

However they accidentally destroyed Russians' campsites when escaping from black bear, how could Russians let them go like this ? They caught up t...

One thing that annoys me is that I tend to repeat myself

I just keep saying things I’ve already said.

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It really annoys me when people say that Hitler did nothing wrong.

I mean, he lost the war

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

Annoying a vegan...

...is like shooting fish in a barrel. Which annoys them even more

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It really annoys me when people put swear words at the end of their joke just to make it funny.

Cunts.

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It really annoys me when Americans act like they cracked the secret of Nazi codes when they took the Enigma machine off U-751.

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